1. This person, who made the ultimate power move:
One time I peed on a guy but convinced him I was squirting.
2. This interaction, complete with a ~surprise finish~
So I was hooking up with this guy, and I was actually giving him a blowjob, when he said something along the lines of, "This is really awesome, but I actually prefer hand jobs". I must have skipped some phase in early high school but I had never given a hand job to...completion...before, and I had never gotten that request, so I was a little taken aback. Anyway, he was lying on his back, and I told him to just give me a little warning before anything exciting happened. Apparently he forgot to do so, because all of a sudden his cum SHOOTS into the air like a firework and lands all over his clothes, chest, and...into his open mouth.
3. Teamwork makes the dream work?
My freshman year, I had a threesome with two teammates/best friends. When I was approaching climax, one of the guys proceeded to loudly hype up his boy (who was doing all the work). Two guys congratulating and high-fiving each other over my naked body was hilarious, but definitely killed my O.
4. This person, who got a bit carried away during a "joke":
"I was having sex with my girlfriend when my erection suddenly dissipated. I jokingly punched the wall to feign intense frustration but punched right through my 3 centimeter thick walls. While I thought it was a funny joke, all my girlfriend saw was me getting so mad at the loss of my stiffy that I resorted to destroying my own room."
5. Betrayal or nah? You decide.
Freshman year I was making out with a really hot UNC student at Shooters. We both wanted to do something more, but he lived at UNC and I had 2 other roommates. So we went back and to my dorm and had hot shower sex in the guest bathroom.
P.S. I didn't even remember his name the next day because we barely talked.