Reports claim that as the spirits swirled in a dark vortex around Bannon, a devilish cackle filled the air and all the lights and warmth in the room drained away. Once Bannon completely evaporated, only a small ash mark stained the Oval Office floor. "I usually get the virgin blood from Jeff Sessions, the dark warlock who haunts the White House. He keeps a stash in his desk at all times, but he was away and his office was locked. I walked around D.C. looking for virgins but I got stuck on GW campus and I knew I was out of luck," said Myers.